当你又瘦又漂亮，脑子里又有东西，钱包里全是自己挣的钱，别说八月了，全世界都会对你好一点的。
When you are thin and beautiful, you have something in your head, and your wallet is full of your own money. Let alone August, the whole world will treat you better.
如果一天不吃四顿，那我跟明星有什么区别？
If I don eat four meals a day, whats the difference between me and a star?
有人说我穷，我笑了，你说的不是废话吗？
Some people say I am poor, I smile, what you said is not nonsense?
据科学家称：爱爱消耗的卡路里相当于跑步五公里，简直是胡扯，谁能在30秒内跑完五公里？
According to scientists: love burns calories equivalent to running five kilometers. Its bullshit. Who can run five kilometers in 30 seconds?
大家都是成年人，有什么事不能约出来躺下说呢？
We e all adults,What can you make an appointment and lie down?
历史是胜利者书写的，搞得我都不想胜利了，还要写东西，好麻烦。
History is written by victors, so I don’t want to win anymore. I have to write things, which is troublesome.
锅烧奶茶做法： 1.25克白糖熬化，2.加500ml牛奶，3.倒掉，拿起手机点外卖。
Pot roast milk tea method: 1.25 grams of sugar boiling, 2. Add 500 ml of milk, 3. Pour, pick up the mobile phone order takeout.
只要我坚持不发朋友圈，就会变成一个明星，我就是0更新。
As long as I insist not to send the circle of friends, I will become a star, I am 0 update.
很开心，碰到一道数学难题，我通过自己的不懈努力和求知精神，终于在网上查到了正确答案。
Very happy, I met a mathematical problems I through own unremitting efforts and learning spirit, finally on the Internet to check the correct answers.
真的是什么东西越想就越没有，我从今天开始再也不想谈恋爱了，希望老天爷看到。
The more I think about it, the more I lose it. From today on, I don want to fall in love anymore. I hope God will see it.
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