1、虽然生活很苦，但是楼下的小卖部有辣条有棒棒糖。
Although life is hard, there are spicy bars and lollipops in the store downstairs.
2、大家好，我是玉米，你要是敢惹我的话，我就是爆米花。
Hello everyone, Im corn. If you dare to provoke me, Im popcorn.
3、有没有喜欢玩水的朋友，欢迎到我家来洗碗洗衣服。
Do you have any friends who like to play with water? Welcome to my house to do the dishes and clothes.
4、你好，我想要一包跳跳糖，准备将它撒在我喜欢的人的心上。
Hello, I want a bag of skipping candy, ready to sprinkle it on the heart of the people I like.
5、四个人同时追我的话，我能有什么办法，我只能交闪现逃跑了。
If four people are chasing me at the same time, what can I do? I can only turn around and run away.
6、如果三观正我们可以做朋友，如果你五官也很正的话，那可不可以考虑一下，让我做你女朋友。
If we can be friends with sanguanzheng, and if you have good facial features, can you consider me as your girlfriend.
7、开启可爱的一天，今天大家也要一起元气满满哦。
Open a lovely day, today we also want to be full of vitality.
8、表白真的不好，因为这样容易显得你手黑。
Confession is really bad, because its easy to make your hands black.
9、此处是可爱贩卖机，如有需要请及时购买。
This is a cute vending machine. Please buy it if you need.
10、有空的话，可不可以跟我谈个恋爱呀？如果没空的话，那我继续暗恋你。
If you have time, can you fall in love with me? If I don have time, I will continue to love you secretly.
11、我是国家分配给你的宝贝，不支持拒绝，也不支持退货。
Im a treasure assigned to you by the state. I don support rejection or return.
12、让我看看是哪个小美女这么还不睡，哦，原来是我自己。
Let me see which little beauty is so sleepless. Oh, its me.
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