1、我因为呼吸不畅，去医院检查身体，医生说是因为我经常阴阳怪气。
I went to the hospital to have a physical examination because of my poor breath. The doctor said that it was because I often had a bad mood.
2、你心情不好的时候别和我讲话，我怕影响我的好心情。
Don talk to me when you are in a bad mood. Im afraid it will affect my good mood.
3、我的生活虽然过得一团糟，但我已经用吃喝睡觉填补了。
My life is a mess, but Ive filled it with food, drink and sleep.
4、很多事情需要自己慢慢消化，所以越来越胖了。
A lot of things need to be digested by myself, so Im getting fatter and fatter.
5、一直没有结婚，听说结婚要早上五六点起来化妆，我起不来。
I haven been married. I heard that I have to get up at five or six in the morning to make up, but I can get up.
6、为什么有人撩着撩着就不理你了，那是因为大面积撒网，你被放生了。
Why is it that someone will ignore you when you are touched? It is because you are released from the net in a large area.
7、从不和30度以下的城市的人做朋友，因为不熟。
Never make friends with people in cities below 30 degrees, because they are not familiar with each other.
8、我这个人没有什么特色，就是特色。
I don have any characteristics, thats the characteristics.
9、处对象我是耐看型，一开始你会觉得我丑，但看久了就会忍下来。
At first, you will think Im ugly, but after a long time, you will endure.
10、只有一句话可以让我伤心到立马掉头回家，“我方水晶正在被攻击” 。
Only one sentence can make me sad to turn around and go home, "our crystal is under attack.".
11、刚才照了一下镜子，没话说，还没去森林就看见野兽了 。
I looked in the mirror just now. I didn go to the forest to see the wild animals.
12、不要走好吗？这句话我只听我们体育老师说过。
Don leave, will you? I only heard from our PE teacher.
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