今天回家有人告诉我我家进小偷了，我一脸激动的问他，怎么样怎么样，搜出钱了吗？
Today home someone told me my family into the thief, I asked him excitedly, how about, found out the money?
真的无语，每次去银行取钱都提示我余额不足，不是，每次要是都这个态度，迟早关门吧，完全没体会到取钱的愉快感。
Really speechless, every time I go to the bank to withdraw money are prompted that my balance is insufficient, no,
every time if this attitude, sooner or later close the door, completely did not realize the joy of taking money.
跟大家说明一下，我不是喜欢有钱人，只是因为医生告诉我胃不好，必须吃软饭。
I don like rich people, just because the doctor told me that I had a bad stomach and had to have a soft meal.
我成绩不好真的不能怪我，只能怪黑板太黑，谁叫我是个怕黑的人。
I can really blame me for my bad grades. I can only blame the blackboard for being too dark. Who calls me a who is afraid of the dark.
我必须要解释一下，我不是故意不回你们的消息，是存心的。
I have to explain that I didn mean to not return your news.
这些网络上的帅哥空有一张脸有什么用，还不是不爱干净，关注这么久了，也没看他们洗个澡。
These handsome men on the Internet have an empty face what use, not do not love clean, pay attention to so long, did not see them take a bath.
信誓旦旦地走出考场，一副天下唯我独尊的样子，路过学霸，他说的每道题答案都跟我不一样的时候，我笑了，看来这次逃离倒数一又没有希望了。
Vowing out of the examination room, a world exclusive look, passing high achiever, he said each question answer is different from me, I smiled, it seems that this escape from the countdown there is no hope.
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