1、谁能想到我出身寒门，还能中暑。
Who would have thought that I was born in a poor family and could suffer from heatstroke.
2、今天去看牙医，医生问我怎么牙齿磨损这么严重，我说因为我的人生都是靠咬牙撑过来的。
Today, I went to see the dentist. The doctor asked me why my teeth were wearing so badly. I said that because my life has been supported by biting teeth.
3、如果我好几天没有出现，你会找我吗？哪怕是问一句肖战的女朋友去哪里了？
If I didn show up for days, would you come to me? Even if it is to ask where Xiao Zhans girlfriend has gone?
4、像我这样漂亮的小姐姐，没点体重怎么能压住美貌。
How can a beautiful little sister like me suppress her beauty without a little weight.
5、今天晚上公司聚会的时候，领导罕见地表扬了我，说多亏我经常迟到，才有了这次活动的经费。
When the company got together this evening, the leader praised me very much, saying that thanks to my frequent lateness, we had the funds for this activity.
6、一到秋天我就想睡觉，春天也是，夏天也是，冬天也是。
I want to go to bed in autumn, so do spring, summer and winter.
7、我也想去澳洲留学，有经验的朋友可以教我怎么定位吗？
I also want to study in Australia. Can experienced friends teach me how to position myself?
8、小时候总是听别人对我说：长得不好看没关系，过几年就长好看了，十几年过去了，我没有长开，但是我想开了。
When I was a child, I always heard people say to me: it doesn matter if I look bad. It will be good-looking in a few years. More than ten years later, I didn grow into a good-looking one, but I figured it out.
9、虽然我没什么礼物能给初中老师，至少我把所有学的东西还给他们了。
Although I don have any gifts for junior high school teachers, at least I gave them all the things I learned.
10、我这个人就是敢爱敢恨，不喜欢就不喜欢，喜欢就大大方方的暗恋。
I dare to love and hate. If I don like it, I don like it. If I like it, I will love it in secret.
11、化妆对女人而言是信心，对男人而言是幻觉。
Makeup is confidence for women and hallucinations for men.
12、喜欢的东西很贵怎么办，建议大家咬咬牙，狠下心不喜欢就行了。
You like the thing is very expensive, how to do, suggest everybody bite a tooth, cruel heart does not like on the line.
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