1、你好像胖了，没事我可以陪你减肥，明天我们戒荤（结婚）吧！
You seem to be fat, nothing, I can accompany you to lose weight, tomorrow we give up meat (marriage)!
2、别人都觉得嗡嗡嗡很烦人，而你却说好美的蚊子，所以我痒（养）你啊！
Other people think that the buzz is very annoying, but you say beautiful mosquitoes, so I itch (raise) you!
3、天气好冷啊，我的被窝却不想让我一个人躺，它说必须身边还要躺着你，这时我才发现因为它叫窝爱你（我爱你）。
The weather is so cold, but my quilt doesn want me to lie alone. It says that you must lie beside me. At this time, I found out that it is called nest love you (I love you).
4、煎蛋爱上荷包蛋，它拿着吉他走到荷包蛋楼下唱道：“这是一首煎蛋（简单）的小情歌。”
Fried eggs fall in love with poached eggs. It takes a guitar and goes downstairs and sings, "this is a simple love song."
5、大家好，我是一个螃蟹，我的钳子没了，我没钳了。（我没钱了）
Hello, everyone. I am a crab. My pincers are gone. I have no pliers. (Im out of money)
6、只要我坚持不发朋友圈，就会变成一个明星，我就是0更新。（林更新）
As long as I insist not to send the circle of friends, I will become a star, I am 0 update. （Lin Gengxin）
7、我妈在做饭，我问她锅里蒸的什么，我妈不告诉我，我终于忍不住，掀开了被子，原来是蒸得无聊。（真的无聊）
My mother was cooking. I asked her what was steamed in the pot. My mother didn tell me. I finally couldn help but lift the quilt. It turned out that the steam was boring. (really boring)
8、一天，一个碗碎了，筷子知道后，决定让它一路安好说：“碎了，碗安”（睡了，晚安）
One day, a bowl broke, chopsticks know, decided to let it all the way well, said: "broken, bowl safe.". (sleep, good night)
9、要是有人属于我该多幸福啊！ 别闹了，没人属“鱼”。
How happy it would be if someone belonged to me! Stop it. No one is a fish.
10、你六毛，我六毛，我们一块“二”。（一块犯二）
You e six cents, Im six cents. We e two. (a fool)
11、诸葛亮对风说：“风啊，你向西刮”，风说：“你才像西瓜。”
Zhuge Liang said to the wind, "wind, you blow to the West." the wind said, "you are like a watermelon."
12、我在家闲得长出了蘑菇，我把蘑菇煮了吃掉，中毒去了医院，医生说我中的是“好菇毒”。（好孤独）
I grew mushrooms in my spare time at home. I cooked the mushrooms and ate them. When I was poisoned, I went to the hospital. The doctor said that I had "good mushroom poison". (so lonely)
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