1、我最近在一个岛上，朋友问我在哪个岛，我在穷困潦倒。
I was on an island recently, and my friend asked me which island I was on, and I was down and out.
2、别看我每天发朋友圈很闲的样子，我不发朋友圈的时候也很闲。
Don look at the way I send Circle of Friends every day. I am also very free when I don send Circle of Friends.
3、有个人说他一双鞋就顶我一个月的生活费，我笑了，我就想跟他说那种二三十的鞋子以后少穿。
Someone said that he had a pair of shoes to cover my living expenses for a month. I laughed. I wanted to tell him about the twenty or thirty shoes and wear them less in the future.
4、心情不好去打了两把游戏，突然发现其实刚才心情挺好的。
I was in a bad mood to play two games and suddenly found that I was in a good mood just now.
5、道理我都懂，可是被人喊美女的时候，我还是忍不住回了头。
I understand the truth, but when I was called a beautiful woman, I still couldn help but look back.
6、没文化真的是太可怕了，因为我想喝西北风都分不清哪个方向是西北，好无奈呀。
No culture is really terrible, because I want to drink the northwest wind can not tell which direction is the northwest, so helpless.
7、我发现我腼腆到极点了，刚刚走在我前面的一个帅哥钱包掉了，我悄悄捡起来，都没好意思和他说。
I found that I was extremely embarrassed. A handsome guy who had just walked in front of me dropped his wallet. I quietly picked it up and didn feel embarrassed to tell him.
8、学校里最可怕的信任，是一个学渣给另一个学渣讲题，一个敢讲，一个敢听。
The most terrible trust in the school is that one senior gives another student a topic, One dares to speak, the other dares to listen.
9、不要觉得我们单身的人很寂寞，知道我每天都在忙些什么吗？忙着给有对象的人提供情感上的建议。
Don think we single people are lonely, you know what I am busy with every day? Busy giving emotional advice to people who are seeing someone.
10、当你男朋友不理你时，你就该反思一下，为什么只有一个男朋友？
When your boyfriend ignores you, you should reflect on why there is only one boyfriend?
