1、我挺想起床的，但是床舍不得我离开，所以我不能这么残忍的抛弃它。
Id like to get up, but the bed doesn want me to leave, so I can abandon it so cruelly.
2、这个床太可爱了吧，把我紧紧地抱住了，让我动弹不得。
This bed is so cute. It hugs me so tightly that I can move.
3、起床什么的跟我有关系吗？再睡一会儿。
Does getting up have anything to do with me? Get some more sleep.
4、如果你想叫我起床的话，那我会叫你过来跟我一起睡。
If you want to wake me up, Ill ask you to come and sleep with me.
5、早起有没有好处我不知道，但是我早起一定会困。
I don know if its good to get up early, but I will be sleepy if I get up early.
6、如果早 起能发财致富的话，那这个世界还有穷人吗？
If you can get rich by getting up early, are there any poor people in the world?
7、我的床头从来没有那种，因为我知道，不管怎么闹，我早上都不会醒。
Ive never had one at my bedside, because I know that no matter how noisy it is, I won wake up in the morning.
8、昨晚熬夜实在太爽，所以今天早晨起不来床。
It was so good to stay up late last night that I couldn get up this morning.
9、床以外的地方都是远方，只有床才是我的故乡。
The place outside the bed is far away, only the bed is my hometown.
10、我喜欢每一个早晨的床，很舒服，很贴心，还很温暖。
I like the bed every morning. Its comfortable, sweet and warm.
11、每次早晨起床的时候我都在想，昨天晚上为什么不早点睡？
Every morning when I get up, I think, why didn I go to bed earlier last night?
12、这床好像生病了，需要我留下来照顾好他。
It seems that the bed is ill and needs me to stay and take care of him.
13、如果今天是周末，那么赖床就是对周末最好的尊重。
If today is the weekend, then staying up is the best respect for the weekend.
14、让人陷进去就无法自拔的不是爱情，是早晨的床。
Its not love, its the bed in the morning.
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