现如今，别人一夸我，我就担心，担心别人夸的不够。
Nowadays, when others praise me, I worry about it. I worry that others don praise me enough.
希望是火，失望是烟， 生活就是一边点火，一边冒烟。
Hope is fire, disappointments are smoke. Life is burning and smoking at the same time.
刚刚买鸡胸肉买着买着突然哭了起来，鸡都有胸我没有。
I just bought a chicken breast. I suddenly cried when I bought it. I don have a chicken breast.
对于一个胖子来说，过年体重没增加就已经是在减肥了。
For a fat person, the new years weight has not increased in the weight loss.
就胖了，就爱吃肉，怎么了？花了几千万年爬上食物链顶端，不是为了吃蔬菜的。
Im fat. I love meat. Whats the matter? It took tens of millions of years to climb to the top of the food chain, not to eat vegetables.
有的人，做面膜的时候，比真人好看多了
Some people, when making facial mask, are much more beautiful than real people.
有人存你号码是为了打给你，而我不一样，我是为了不接
Someone saved your number to call you, but Im different. I didn answer it
收银员说：没零钱了，找你两个塑料袋吧
The cashier said: there is no change, give you two plastic bags
我们站着，不说话，场面一度十分尴尬。
We stood and did not speak. The scene was very awkward for a time.
今天外面的风好大，我好害怕 万一别人都刮走了，我刮不走多丢人！
Its windy outside today. Im afraid that if other people blow away, I won be able to blow away. What a shame!
一定要记住那些晚上陪你聊天的人！就是因为他们！你才长痘痘！
Be sure to remember those who chat with you at night! Because of them! You have acne!
菠萝炒饭、扬州炒饭、老干妈炒饭、 土豆香肠炒饭 、虾仁炒饭 、番茄土豆焖饭，都不如你操作下饭！
Pineapple fried rice, Yangzhou fried rice, Laoganma fried rice, potato sausage fried rice, shrimp fried rice, tomato and potato stewed rice, are not as good as you!
很多人误会我，说我整天玩游戏都不看消息的，我要解释一下，我都是看了消息也不回的。
Many people misunderstand me and say that I play games all day and don read news. I want to explain that I don return after reading news.
我不会随便喜欢一个男生，你是第5744个
I don like any guy. You e 5744
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