1、有一个菠萝去理发，它坐了很久，理发师一直不给它理发，它就说：“你理理我吧！”
There was a pineapple to have a haircut. It sat for a long time, but the barber didn give it a haircut. It said, "cut my hair for me!"
2、西瓜甜瓜哈密瓜，错了我的小傻瓜。
Watermelon, melon, Hami melon, this is wrong, this is my little fool.
3、有一天小鸭子在看书，另一只小鸭子说：要吃饭啦！快把书和好鸭，和好鸭，和好嘛。
One day the duckling was reading a book. Another duckling said, "we e going to have dinner. Close the book. Shall we make up?"
4、从前有只小鸭子走在牧场果园玩，走着走着就口渴了，抬头看到头上的梨树，奈何够不着一只念叨：想梨呀！想你呀！
Once upon a time, there was a little duck walking in the pasture orchard. When he walked, he became thirsty. When he looked up and saw the pear tree on his head, he could not reach a pear tree and said, "I want a pear! Miss you!
5、我是一个糊涂虫，我是一个大笨蛋，但请你相信我不是故意惹你生气的。
Im a fool, Im a big fool, but please believe I didn mean to make you angry.
6、猜个谜语：我欠你五块，你还我十块。谜底是我倒欠，我道歉。
A riddle: I owe you five dollars, and you pay me ten dollars. The answer is that I owe you. I apologize.
7、你这么生气不累吗？坐下来休息一下再吵。
Aren you tired when you are so angry? Sit down and have a rest.
8、我今天吃了一天的糖了，嘴还不够甜吗？你还不来亲我。
Ive been eating sugar all day. Isn my mouth sweet enough? Aren you going to kiss me yet?
9、差不多就好了，回来抱抱我，听到没，就是你。
Its almost OK. Come back and hug me. You hear me? Its you.
10、乖，别闹，别再逼我，我可要亲你了。
Good, don make trouble, don force me, Im going to kiss you.
11、我真的错了，要不你亲我一下消消气。
Im really wrong. Why don you kiss me to calm down.
12、你别跟我吵架了，我不跟这么好看的人吵架。
Don quarrel with me. I don quarrel with such a good-looking person.
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