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11个沙雕笑话句子 专治不开心!

时间:2019-10-12 04:00:22

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11个沙雕笑话句子 专治不开心!

1.好不容易有灵感的时候,却拿到的是断水的圆珠笔。

When I was inspired, I got a ballpoint pen with no water.

2.我跟猫一起赖床,差别在于我会迟到,它看着我迟到。

I stay in bed with the cat. The difference is that I'm late. He sees me being late.

3.我的才华和颜值变质了,都是时间害的。

My talent and appearance level have deteriorated because of time.

4.吃东西时,尽管我有多么想停下来,却停不下来。

When eating,no matter how much I wanted to stop,I couldn't stop eating.

5.找不到我请不要找我。

Please don't look for me if you can't find me.

6.我切洋葱的时候,洋葱哭了。

When I cut the onion, the onion cried.

7.想到一个很好的句子,但是没等写下来就忘了。

When thingking of a great sentence, but forget it before I can write it down.

8.学步的时候,一步就是全世界。

When you're a toddler, one step means the world.

9.烦恼,麻烦你滚远一点,不要打扰我的静眠。

Trouble, please go away from me,do not disturb my quiet sleep.

10.作业一大堆,折磨学生也折磨老师,取悦了谁?

A lot of homework, torture students and torture teachers, who has it pleased?

11.把爱人的能量用到我自己的身上,好像一样可以很幸福。

It seems that I can be very happy to apply my loving others’ energy to myself.

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