今日份的我＝98％可爱＋2％单身。
Today’s me = 98% cute + 2% single.
求下雨，下得越大越好，好让七夕泡汤。
Under the rain, so the bigger the better, so that Chinese valentines day.
因为牛郎和织女一直处于分居状态，牛郎和他的牛好上了，所以七夕节不过了，请大家互相转告！
Because niulang and zhinv always in a state of separation, the cowherd and his cattle, so the Chinese valentines day, please tell each other!
今天抽一个对象，你点赞了就开。
Pick an object today, you like it and open it.
急找女朋友，就三个要求：1、女的，2、活的，3、第一个可以商量。
There are three requirements for a girl friend: 1. A girl; 2. A living one; 3. The first one can be discussed.
一直以来都是，生日一个人过，七夕一个人过，有本事考试也让我一个人过呀。
Has always been, a persons birthday, Tanabata a a person, have the ability to test also let me a person.
太累了，抽一名幸运网友和我一起单身。
Im too tired to pick a lucky netizen to be single with me.
七夕节别晒礼物了，晒晒男朋友吧，也许会有同款。
Don bask in presents on Chinese Valentines day. Lets bask in your boyfriend. Maybe youll have the same style.
一想到七夕那天，有只禽兽牵着我未来媳妇的手在大街上走，我就来气了！
At the thought of the Chinese Valentines day, there was an animal holding the hand of my future daughter-in-law walking in the street, I was angry!
在单身这件事情上，我从来不偷懒。
I have never been lazy when it comes to being single.
最近有谣言说我恋爱了，我来澄清一下，是假的。
Recently there is a rumor that I am in love. Let me clarify it. It is false.
有人问我七夕还是一个人吗，尼玛难道我会变成一条狗吗？现在想想还真是的。
Someone asked me if I was still alone on Chinese Valentines day, NIMA, would I become a dog? Now think about it.
什么叫我们都是单身啊？我是不想处对象，你们是没人要，这不一样的朋友们。
What does it mean that we are all single? I don want to be friends. No one wants you. This is different friends.
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