1、卡路里充值成功。
Calorie recharge successful.
2、世界那么大，我们去吃吃看。
The world is so big. Lets go eat.
3、我之所以把自己吃得那么圆，是为了不让别人看扁。
The reason why I eat so round is that I don want others to look down on me.
4、让们红尘作伴，吃得白白胖胖。
Lets make friends with the world of mortals and eat fat.
5、只要我吃得够快，体重就追不上我。
As long as I eat fast enough, my weight won catch up with me.
6、我在发胖，见者有份。
Im getting fat. Everyone who sees me has a share.
7、人间不值得，但我和美食值得。
The world is not worth it, but the food and I are worth it.
8、一只很尊重奶茶，没去糖，没去冰，没少喝。
A very respect milk tea, add sugar, add ice, drink more.
9、好吃的东西要吃进肚子里，可爱的人要放进心里。
Good food to eat into the stomach, lovely people to put into the heart.
10、恋爱可以晚点谈，但肉一定要趁热吃。
Love can be late, but meat must be eaten while hot.
11、这顿不吃饱，下顿哪有力气继续吃。
If you don have enough for this meal, you won have the strength to continue eating.
12、生死有命，胖瘦在天。
Fate decides life and death. God decides to be fat and thin.
13、吃货的最高境界：“眼见为食”。
The highest level of food: "sight is food".
14、世界上有两个我，一个吃货的我，一个真心想减肥的我。
There are two me in the world, one is the one who eats food, the other is the one who really wants to lose weight.
15、今天吃喝不努力，明天努力找吃喝。
If you don try to eat and drink today, you will try to find food and drink tomorrow.
16、我一不高兴就喜欢吃东西，一吃东西就发胖，一发胖我就很不高兴。
I like eating when Im not happy. I get fat when I eat. Im not happy when I get fat.
17、出来混，总是要胖的。
Come out and hang out, always be fat.
18、我总徘徊在吃饱和吃撑之间。
I always linger on eating enough, or eating too much.
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