1、最快乐的日子真的就是不忌口的日子。
The happiest days really are the ones that don avoid food.
2、口袋里的钞票最薄情寡义，身上的肥肉最不离不弃。
In the pocket of the most thin feelings of money, the body of the most fat never abandon.
3、恋爱可以慢慢谈，烧烤必须趁热吃。
Love can be talked slowly, barbecue must be hot to eat.
4、到了冬天，吃货对节食的定义是：只要脸不胖，冬天随便浪。
In winter, the definition of dieting is: as long as the face is not fat, winter waves.
5、天要我胖，我不得不胖。
God wants me to be fat, I have to be fat.
6、称体重的时候，我连眉毛都想刮掉。
I wanted to shave off my eyebrows while I weighed myself.
7、都怪自己对胖的世界太好奇，进去逛了一圈就迷路了。
I was so curious about the fat world that I got lost after a stroll.
8、每次吃过都后悔，一到上称就崩溃。
Every time I eat it, I regret it.
9、长了一颗减肥的心，却遇上了个贪吃的嘴。
Long a heart to lose weight, but met a greedy mouth.
10、出来混，迟早是要胖的，晚胖不如早胖，还是吃吧！
Come out to mix, sooner or later is to fat, fat late as early fat, or eat!
11、辛苦减肥大半年，一顿回到减肥前。
Hard to lose weight for half a year, a meal back before weight loss.
12、管不住的嘴，减不掉的肉，遮不住的大脸，看完心难受。
Unable to control the mouth, can not reduce the meat, unable to block the big face, see the heart sad.
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