1、我胖故我在,越胖越可爱。
Im fat, so Im here. The fatter I am, the cuter I am.
2、女人都是越哄越可爱的,不信你试试。
Women are more coax more lovely, do not believe you can try.
3、有的人就是不知足,都有双下巴了,还想要双眼皮。
Some people are not satisfied. They have double chin and want double eyelids.
4、我上辈子一定是一只企鹅,因为我太“南”了。
I must be a penguin in my last life, because I am too south.
5、普通小孩热爱生活中。
Ordinary children love life.
6、星星不睡也会数人类吗?
Can stars count people even if they don sleep?
7、通往开心的路上总是在施工。
The road to happiness is always under construction.
8、为了祖国的下一代,再难也要找对象。
For the sake of the next generation of our country, even if its no longer difficult, I have to find a boyfriend.
9、我曾经是少女,现在是美少女。
I used to be a girl, now I am a beautiful girl.
10、真羡慕你,这么年轻就认识了我。
I envy you. You know me so young.
11、想我的时候请我吃东西,我马上到。
Invite me to eat when you miss me. Ill be right there.
12、最近后背有点痒,可能要长小翅膀。
Recently, my back is a little itchy. Maybe I need to have small wings.
13、我不允许你说我胖,这不叫胖,这叫可爱到膨胀。
I don allow you to say that Im fat, its not fat, its cute to inflate.
14、有个很可爱的人,正在读我写的字。
There is a lovely man reading my words.
图片来源网络,侵权请联系删除