1、虽然大家都说我不好看，但人心隔肚皮，我不能太当真。
Although everyone says I am not good-looking, but the heart is separated from the stomach, I can not take it too seriously.
2、比起日出我更喜欢日落，因为早上起不来。
I prefer sunsets to sunrises because I can get up in the morning.
3、本姑娘做什么都有模有样，吃饭是，睡觉是，发脾气也是。
This girl does anything to have the model to have the appearance, eats, sleeps, loses temper is also.
4、没文化真可怕，我想喝个西北风，却找不到西北方向在哪里，好烦。
No culture is really terrible, I want to drink a northwest wind, but can not find where the northwest direction, very annoying.
5、泡面加个蛋，烦恼全滚蛋。
Add an egg to the instant noodles, and all your troubles will go away.
6、以前我们村有个美女，现在没有了，因为我出来打工了。
There used to be a beauty in our village, but now there is no beauty, because I came out to work.
7、很多东西不是你喜欢就能得到的，比如我。
A lot of things you can get if you like them, like me.
8、你快乐吗？一打开朋友圈就看到我这个缠人的小可爱。
Are you happy? As soon as I opened the circle of friends, I saw my little cute.
9、请手机出来检讨一下，为什么总是拉着我熬夜。
Please come out to review the phone, why always pull me to stay up late.
10、不要问我喜欢谁，我是神仙，神仙普爱众生。
Don ask me who I like, I am immortal, immortal universal love sentient beings.
11、乞丐向我抖碗，我觉着他是在向我炫富。
The beggar shook his bowl at me, and I thought he was showing off his wealth to me.
12、小时候的我们都很快乐，因为那个时候的我们，丑和穷都不是那么明显。
When we were young, we were very happy, because at that time, ugliness and poverty were not so obvious.
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